/lit/ - Literature

Reminder that any work you do on companies time belongs to the company

Just stop trying and follow the thesis-antithesis-synthesis meme like 80% of other people

>>8750005
>fucking up and blatantly samefagging
You're new to this website, aren't you?

>become neet so you aren't spending the majority of the time grinding at a job
>spend all your free time sleeping and rotating your crops so you never get aesthetically exhausted

You could be reading the greatest works of literature right now, but instead you're reading my worthless shitpost.

You could be reading the greatest works of literature right now, but instead you're reading my worthless shitpost.

You could be reading one of the greatest works of literature RIGHT NOW, but instead you're reading my shitpost.

>mfw never got a rejection

because i have submitted nothing

>$50 prize

Screw you buddy.

Your magazine doesn't offer any kind of prestige, exposure or worthwhile monetary compensation.

No way you're getting any of my masterpieces.

>how can i get rich and retire early?
>i know, i'll write a best-selling book telling others how to get rich and retire early

>>6975124
>Ego death was what got rid of my depression, without it I would have killed myself.

If your ego is dead why are you still using 'I'?

I'd hit both buttons and then pass off their works as my my own

>>6852545
Print off some pages from an obscure writer you know he wouldn't have read and show it to him saying it's yours

I do. I'm going to write them all down but never publish them. I will also burn the manuscript before i die so it can never be seen by anyone else.

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, “only a little while. The American then asked why didn’t he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs. The American then asked, “but what do you do with the rest of your time?”

The Mexican fisherman said, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siestas with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine, and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life.” The American scoffed, “I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing, and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually New York City, where you will run your expanding enterprise.”

The Mexican fisherman asked, “But, how long will this all take?”

To which the American replied, “15 – 20 years.”

“But what then?” Asked the Mexican.

The American laughed and said, “That’s the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions!”

“Millions – then what?”

The American said, “Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siestas with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos.”

>power remains constant

Video games > Visual Novels > Film > Anime > Architecture > Manga > Literature > Music > Painting > Sculpting > TV > Theatre > Dance

>thanking something that doesn't even exist

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