/lit/ - Literature

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What interest you? When I was younger I hated reading because the only books given to me were YA novels. The closest thing to a book I enjoyed were old encyclopedias and travel guides. I only started reading on my own when I discovered autobiographies and psychology, which allowed me to develop an interest in philosophy. Passion is not an object you can acquire, its a plant that needs to be tend to and grown. Don't read for the sake of reading, find something you like first then substantiate that interest with books.

Take a deep breath, and sit down.
That's right, sit down. What, you didn't think I was talking to you, the reader? Your legs are going to go weak in a minute, so I'm trying to do you a favor.
You see, this book... isn't like most books. For one, breaking the fourth wall is only the start for me. I'm going to be here to guide you through this crazy freaking drug trip of a story, so you better get used to me.
For two, this story... doesn't have a good guy. No heroes, damsels in distress (heh, well there are a couple of damsels, anyway), and no sidekicks. There's no moral and no happy ending, so if that's what you're looking for, then you can f**k right off

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Still here? I told you you should sit down for this one. Now those who are left are all comfortable, lets begin our tale at the very beginning.