/lit/ - Literature

>>22581301
If you don't want to sound like a teenage bitch try writing comedy.
No punchline hits harder than a cry for help.

Also writing poetry because you're depressed is quintessence of teenage whiny bitch shit. Write something deeper instead, like a novel with depressive themes.

>>22476752
>You're mad if you think your readers are there for the aimless bullshit lives of people who don't exist
Well buddy you're free to write characters that don't resemble people, but I'm willing to bet my arm and leg that some people might actually like characters a little and want to see what they're like. You know, kind of like normal people.
>or made-up "worldbuilding"
You can also not worldbuild but don't be surprised if people think of your setting as completely forgettable and boring.

Stories should be above all entertaining. If something isn't entertaining, it should be removed. The plot is primary, but making your characters seem like real people and your world as it really could exist is also vital to making your story live its own life.

Not going to tell you how to write, it's just what I think.

>>22400797
Write terrible pickup lines.

No, seriously. It works for Chads. Do pickup line then skip directly to them in middle of fucking.