/lit/ - Literature

>>20204567
Is it too early to critique punctuation and sentence structure? Because both need work.

>reading through any asoiaf book post-AGoT
>see chapter titled "arya"
>skip to the next

>look up meanings of tarot cards
>assemble them into a shitty story
>reverse engineer a prose story about how much life sucks
>give your protagonist a simple name like "tony" or "sal"
>name everyone else after greek and roman gods
>start chopping out key turning points in the plot to disorient
>reorganize the remaning chunks in arbitrary order
>make sure it starts the same way it ends
>indent everything and cut lines to a similar length
>publish as an epic of modernist free verse poetry