/lit/ - Literature

How do you talk to e-bitches (zoomers, female)? I've a feeling that women don't actually like it when you type "correctly" as I was, but rather they prefer it when u speak colloquially like dis fr, u feel? I basically want to know how I can downgrade my language so I can get some pussy, is there not a zoomer-speak manual for autists? I don't use social media and I think they can smell it through the screen