/lit/ - Literature

Slaughterhouse Five = A Refuse Lives Though
Brave New World = Wow, Verbal Nerd
The Name of the Rose = Free Enema, Hotshot!

>>3749162
>''Oh joy vis is do vuch vun Hahahaha!''

Does this nigga have any idea what German sounds like?

>>3676559
>When I was age 3 I got my first karate kit, age 4 I got my yellow belt, by the time I was aged 8 I had advanced to brown belt and just three months later I got my black belt

>I gouged the b*****ds eyes out

>When I was 15 I got my first samurai sword.

>Now I am age 25 and work for the new Japanese secret service

>investigate a top secret organisation that may threaten Japanese society

What am I reading?

>Who do we blame and how do we fix this, /lit/?

J K Rowling and Harry Potter, for making this kind of behavior socially acceptable and even trendy.

Poetry thread, let's have at it chaps


Guess what I did
I took a grey hammer and I chiseled away at myself
I wanted to see
Because I’d stored everything away a long time ago
And it took a while
Because I kept stopping myself
But I kept going because something had to be wrong
There was a wrench somewhere
And when I finally opened me
It was a wreck
Maintenance was never my strong suit
I closed it up, boarded it off
And spray painted it gold

sage for a shitty movie adaptation of the shittiest book from a shitty fantasy book series.

So what happens if a wizard donates to a sperm bank?

>>539443
>People try to have a fucking decent argument

>>514319
>Baudrillard

>>499139
>noble's

>>487212
lolololololololol

>Go to sparknotes
>Check out "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone."
>Click on "Themes, Motifs, and Symbols."
>Page is empty.
>Laugh.