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>> No.16501108 [DELETED]  [View]
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>Like, oh my GAWD, Stacey, this 5 week holiday is so fun! And after we graduated with our English degrees we get to work as HR assistants at HyperGlobalMegaCorp! I've already picked out most of my outfits!
>I know, Becky! I didn't think getting a job with an English degree would be so easy! Everyone did it! Except for that Anon creep who practically lives at the library! It's like, totally, ironical that he talks so much in tutorials but he doesn't have the emotional intelligence, empathy, and communication skills for the workplace!
>Like, we asked him if he wanted to go to the end of college Humanities major party and he actually said NO! I mean, like, we didn't want him to come, but STILL!
>Wait, why did he even get asked to to go? Didn't everyone think he was a creep because in freshman year he talked to that shy girl with glasses, who turned in to a total slut in her junior year and had to take a semester off for rehab, and he asked her if she wanted to study? Like, did he learn that on an incel alt-right pick up video?
>Oh yeah... Maybe they asked him as a joke...
>*Both*: TEEEEHEEEEEE

literature with this kind of vibe?

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>Like, oh my GAWD, Stacey, this 5 week holiday is so fun! And after we graduated with our English degrees we get to work as HR assistants at HyperGlobalMegaCorp! I've already picked out most of my outfits!
>I know, Becky! I didn't think getting a job with an English degree would be so easy! Everyone did it! Except for that Anon creep who practically lives at the library! It's like, totally, ironical that he talks so much in tutorials but he doesn't have the emotional intelligence, empathy, and communication skills for the workplace!
>Like, we asked him if he wanted to go to the end of college Humanities major party and he actually said NO! I mean, like, we didn't want him to come, but STILL!
>Wait, why did he even get asked to to go? Didn't everyone think he was a creep because in freshman year he talked to that shy girl with glasses, who turned in to a total slut in her junior year and had to take a semester off for rehab, and he asked her if she wanted to study? Like, did he learn that on an incel alt-right pick up video?
>Oh yeah... Maybe they asked him as a joke...
>*Both*: TEEEEHEEEEEE

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