/lit/ - Literature

You're reincarnated as a pig. How do you save the farm?

A) teach all the animals how to read
B) assign a watch on the barn wall so that it can't be changed
C) assassinate Napoleon
D) slowly smuggle animals to the farm Molly went to (where they can wear ribbons and eat sugar cubes)
E) get the horses to kill the dogs
F) raise the dogs yourself to become leader yourself
G) give every animal a tiny paper copy of the barn wall
H) leave the farm
I) stay quiet like Benjamin
J) bring back Jones

>tfw no helpful posts in over 30 posts
really makes me think