/lit/ - Literature

>>4852659
>Chain mail gas mask
>Anime sword
>portal gun
>GRRM
>eragon
>smeagol statue
>an actual collection of terry brooks books
>an actual collection of stephen king books
>Da Vinci Code
>random junk fantasy books
>Barnes and Nobles Leatherbound classics
>JURASSIC PARK LEATHERBOUND
>JURASSIC PARK LEATHERBOUND
>JURASSIC PARK LEATHERBOUND
>Graphic novels
>A small collection of decent paperback novels with ZERO CRACKED SPINES
wait wait wait

can't be a neckbeard without
>The Art of War

Jesus fucking shitstain. How can any be this seriously autistic? You're all absolved /lit/, you're all bumped up at least 2 points after seeing this

>>4765854
Boy you need to read a math textbook

Oh, I'm in one right now
>two fat neckbeard guys who drop spaghetti and talk about sci fi and fantasy
>three hambeast retards, one wrote a story about her friend getting her a job, then she was forced to save her cat at the vet then her friend bailed her out to save the farm (that plot arc..)
>semi-attractive hispanic girl who only writes Mary Sue characters
>a fifty-five year old woman who has never read a book in her life but thinks she's accumulated enough street smarts to write something interesting
>an eighty year old man who tries to interrupt class to tell his stories but the professor cuts him off because old people fucking suck at telling stories

this one black dude and I are the only talented writers in the class

>yfw there are people on /lit/ who unironically believe in the god of the bible

>>4702143
>actually having this view

You do realize he has absolutely the best characterization of any novelist, ever?

>>4657774
>one guys writes his characters all in a fake Hollywood-inspired scottish dialect
>he speaks them in-dialect and butchers them

>>4649094
>cosmological argument

It's the largest non sequitur ever you fucking idiot

>>4628356
>implying men know what it's like to be a woman

>>4612299
>*pointless EDIT* Woooah! 1000+ likes!? I'm surprised how many people are willing to read my little blurb of nothingness!

>I HATE this book. Absolutely hate it. Not just from the bottom of my heart (which would literally mean my ventricles, and so, no) but with my whole heart. I hate it, hate it, hate it.
>I hate the fact that it made me laugh, so hard!
>I hate the fact that it made me smile, so much!
>I hate the fact that it made me chuckle, so profusely!

>This is the first time I’ve truly been at a loss for words. What am I supposed to say? How can I do this book justice? Maybe tell you all that it was perfect? The best, most heartbreaking, hilarious book that has touched me like none other? Sure. I mean, it's been said countless times, in countless reviews, and you know what? They are absolutely, a hundred and fifty percent true.

>literally every review is by a woman
>someone literally has a profile pic of marla singer

>>4605712
>no Camus

>>4579935
>buying into sophistry

PLATO WOULD BE CRYING RIGHT NOW.

>>4572102
>Aye I know

>>4562033
>SHE IS GOING TO FUCK ME FOR MY LOVE POETRY