/lit/ - Literature

>>23468870
NOOOO YOU CANT SEND ME TO HELL FOR BEING AN IRA FOOTSOLDIER WHO BLEW UP INNOCENT CIVILIANS AHHHHHHHH
He deserved it. Fight me.

>>23287468
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>>23158692
>NOOOO BUT SHE IS A MID WOMAN WHO GRIFTS OFF OF CHUDS BY PRETENDING SHE IS BASED

>>22877777
No. If I were to be referring to the doctor, I would use his title, Dr. Frankenstein. Frankenstein without the title signifies the monster, obviously as the monster does not have a PhD.

>>22702783
>Holy toxic masculinity, Batman

>Kaczynski? Pfft, try reading a real theorist like Jacques Ellul!

>>22192559

>>22050248
>doesn't follow

>>21588078
>and revealed our natural rights

>>21583232
>>"They want to live a better life and stop being a nation of backwards and savages? Le hacking cringe"

>>21450060
>im better because I consoom information through my eyes and not through my ears!!!!

>>21385495

>Pushkin
>Milton
>Cervantes
>Proust
>dude, SO heckin awesome!

>No, I didn't get owned your honor!
>I
>REST
>MY
>CASE

>>21239156
>to stop the progress of humanity and the growth of the universe

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>Minas Tirith
>Oh my hecking flying spaghetti monsterino!!!!!
>Minas is the Tolkienian word for C I T Y
>Tirith = Tiereth = Tier-eth
>Everybody and their hecking pupperinos know to make something sound like Ye Olde English you just add an -eth to the end of the word
>And the friggin punchline to all this my fellow logicians...
>...MINAS TIRITH IS A CITY BUILT IN TIERS!!!!!!!
>Tolkien, you areth a mastereth!!!!
Bravo, Tolkien, bravo!

>Russell Kirk had a copy of each of his books bound by the bookbinder who bound books for the House of Lords.

>>20612169

youre doing philo sophy right now owned

>>20588026
>noooooo you might believe that God is a sky daddy so we can easily refute your religion

>haplogroup

>>20489254
>simulation theory

>>20470376
Who hurt me? Don't do me dirty,
Bitch, you're probably near thirty,
And still make insults like you're twelve,
But into your manbaby psyche lets not delve,
Nor look at what schlock is on your shelves,
Ayo, don't be so fucking onions,
It's weapons of mass destruction I deploy,
With my flow and rhymes, I'll wake up the goy,
No longer a toy in the ploy of you know who (the Jew),
With my shooters we go pew-pew, their bodies will collect like dew
When my crew go through with the bullet spew (baja blast mountain dew).