/lit/ - Literature

>>11892943
Anatomy of a real bookworm:
>Massive stack of western canonical works you dont have time to read that glare at you as you finish them one by one.
>$4 bottles of wine
>cheap cigarettes
>unwashed dirty hair
>room looks like Beethoven's outhouse
>expert at talking about books hes never read
>virgin
>bitter and angry at the world
>hates everything
>no hope for a better future
>thinking about buying Jerusalem or bottoms dream knowing he wont get to them for at least 2 years
>is actually severely depressed but makes jokes about it so people think hes only ironically fucked in the head
>drinks absinthe and uses acid and shrooms occasionally, thinks he will learn something great from it but never really does.
>attempted to write a book but never got past the first few pages, as he would decide its not good enough and trash it.

Anatomy of a real bookworm:
>Massive stack of western canonical works you dont have time to read that glare at you as you finish them one by one.
>$4 bottles of wine
>cheap cigarettes
>unwashed dirty hair
>room looks like Beethoven's outhouse
>expert at talking about books hes never read
>virgin
>bitter and angry at the world
>hates everything
>no hope for a better future
>thinking about buying Jerusalem or bottoms dream knowing he wont get to them for at least 2 years
>is actually severely depressed but makes jokes about it so people think hes only ironically fucked in the head
>drinks absinthe and uses acid and shrooms occasionally, thinks he will learn something great from it but never really does.
>attempted to write a book but never got past the first few pages, as he would decide its not good enough and trash it.