/lit/ - Literature

Hey Plebeians,

My name is Oliver, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, uneducated, layabouts who spend every second of their day refreshing inane threads. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any elite, wealthy Hermione-esque pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun mocking people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to amateur theatrical productions of Jane Eyre.

Don’t be a stranger. Just insult me with your finest wit. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the debating team, and Editor of the student cultural magazine. What forms of culture do you partake in, other than “spamming Kafka threads”? I also get straight A’s, and have a wealthy patrician girlfriend (She just praised my poetry; Shit was SO bloody choice). You are all plebeians who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my amour