/lit/ - Literature

>>19718828
Every class is like this and all the students are so homogenized from social media and indoctrination that is so depressing. I genuinely feel like crying during class sometimes.

Fuck, I forgot I can't write poems and shit like that, lyrics are fucking hard. I might have messed up the meter but hopefully someone could still theoretically make a song out of this. If you guys have any suggestions feel free.
Gotta be honest guys, I'm losing enthusiasm for the Waldun Operetta but I still want to see it done. One problem I have right now is that I've made several references to l'académie in the work, including having it feature as a major plot device, which is problematic because most references are made in the future tense which makes no sense if my work comes out after it drops. They likely will need to be revised before Waldun's literary tour de force, l'académie, drops (which will happen in 27 days! >>18787095). Anyway here is one of the songs


For context, in this scene an anon asks, "Who is Waldun?", to which another, more learned, anon exclaims "My! You don't know?" and proceeds to give the following exposition:

> An Aussie chink who thinks he can think—a pseudo-intellectual;
> He is a dark academic twink—and a closet homosexual;
> he cannot write, his advice is trite, his dad is disappointed
> but regardless of all that he's now a /lit/ anointed!

> His English sucks, he rarely fucks, his books are ungrammatical
> and though he's Asian, he's too dumb for anything mathematical
> Nasally voiced, thinks he's Joyce, his pretentions are most grating
> and now beset, and most upset, of four-chan goons a-hating.

> But what his haters can't admit, I do confer it freely
> that he is charming and a wit, a genius he is, really!
> you'll be quite comfy and most pleased, as he goes on about his rambles
> and when l'académie is released, /lit/ fags will be in shambles!

> Chorus nvm, lol, on second thought, this doesn't fit with any thing else fuck:
> A Literary lolcow, who pretends that he knows how
> to write, but at first sight his works are quite unreadable
> but at least, you must admit, that he is highly Sneedable!

BASED WALDEN

you cannot ridicule waldun if you havent matched his accomplishments