/lit/ - Literature

>how the hell am I supposed to approach you without coming off as a pleb on the hunt for poontang?

b-b-but you ARE a pleb on the hunt for poontang you fucking idiot. just be yourself. there is the same variety of women in this world as men. just make friends with one then see if she's interested from there. you've got idealize shit from the get-go as if someone isn't approachable before you even know them. i see idiots all the time trying to treat the girl like some fragile doll or princess from some god awful fairy tale fantasy and i see exactly how she looks at him like the idiot he is. several times out of curiousity i'll go up and talk to her after about something random about school and see how they're totally down to earth more often than not. i'm not saying you should be a "playa" and talk to people like shit to feel cool. i'm just saying talk to people as if they were people. they'll appreciate it.

gotta sage for idiocy. got to be kids itt. there just has to be!