/lit/ - Literature

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Chloe snapped on her bikini, grabbed her sombrero and raced outside to great the beautiful day. "Wow! What a beautiful day!" Chloe shouted gleefully. It was perfect weather for a beach outing. Chloe gathered her other various maritime recreational thingamajigs, got in her Mitsubishi and headed for the ocean. She tuned the radio to her favorite frequency, and the chorus to "Rock Lobster" by the B52's began blaring from the stereo. The sun beat down upon the road, creating little mirage puddles that only aroused Chloe's thirst for salt water even more. "I'm going to be the sexiest, Mexiest mermaid baby on the whole beach," she said aloud "Those blood thirsty sea-lions won't be able to keep their flippers off me!"