/lit/ - Literature

>>13658785
>left home for a family gathering
>forgott my keys inside and door shut close
>not.now.mp3
>leave for the weekend

>father in law comes back with me to help me open the door
>some old fuck magic and Sesame opens
>we get in to get something to drink, me first
>forgot that I'm currently reading Mein Kampf unironically and left it on the couch, Adolf welcoming us face first
>instantly throw my coat towards it, praying to god that it flies far enough and hides it before he sees it

>time on slomo

>doesn't hide it, but it falls under the table
>distrect FIL with getting the beer, hide my guilty pleasure

Dodged the bullet.

>>11805971

>>11119987
>"Oh," he said,

>>9048139
I sure hope you reported those fuckers to the proper authorities.