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>>2326605
But Sauron seems to function well with the Orcs and the Orcs like the idea of wiping out the Men and Elves of Middle earth (a.k.a the white peeps).

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Why didn't Sauron make 7 Horcruxes like Voldemerf did instead of just one ring?

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Why didn't Morgoth just give the Silmarillis to Ungoliant so she could devour the other Valars?

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Why didn't the fellowship just negotiate with the Mouth of Sauron?

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How did a Balrog of Morgoth end up in Moria anyways after the forces of the Valars wiped out most of the demons of Angbad?

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>>2165686
Why didn't the Nazguls just ride to Shire on Felbeasts and get the ring that much easier?

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Why didn't Doc assume his time machine brought him into another dimension rather than timeline, when we are reaching 2012 and still are no way near developing flying cars, hoverboards and holo-graphic sharks?

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Why didn't the Mouth of Sauron brush his teeth before meeting up and negotiating with the fellowship?
With a crystal-clear smile and fresh breath, maybe they would have come to terms.

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Why didn't Fredo hide the ring up Gimli's hairy dwarf anus? No one would ever look there.

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>>2126840

Why did the original Dumbleworf have to die so we got stuck with some uptight douchebag who abuses his students in the movies?

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Why didn't Sauron just send the 9 Nazguls alone to take on Gondor, since no man could kill them?

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>>2115910

Also, why didn't Voldemort ressurect Hitler to help him kill off the mudbloods?

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