/lit/ - Literature

>talking to girl
>we stumble upon the topic of Shakespeare
>her: "I hate him honestly. His "word misuse" is so annoying. I hope his books get burned.
>also her: I love John Green!
Why are women so stupid? Why do they have the worst taste in writers? And most of all, WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE MEAN BY WORD MISUSE?

>>19996079
gf? i dont think thats the word...

I'm undoubtably the greatest living writer; however, I refuse to write a single word. I figure that if I write, no one will read it. If I don't write, no one will read it. I allow my literary genius to dissolve into nothingness and I plan to follow suit upon my death. If caprice determines that I should write, it would be poetry, in French, given to older women in the streets of Calais with my phone number scribbled below it in the hopes of getting my dick sucked. Otherwise, I shall never cast pearls to swine by writing for the vile and loathsome public. Better no readership at all than a readership of bovine buffoons and dilettanti such as you, /lit/.

>>17837566
I just like her brown, Moorish foot, anon. Believe me I would suck her toes and lick her soles.

>>17341373
>>17341377
>>17341393
>Fernando Pessoa
>Antero de Quental
>Gomes Leal
>Cesário Verde
>António Nobre
>Camilo Pessanha
>Teixeira de Pascoaes
Sorry, but the Russkies and Huns just can't compete.

>>17285026
That Americans are mediocre writers and they shouldn't be allowed to publish (Longfellow, Pound, Poe excepted).

>>17276359
I would lick her feet, suck her toes and just very generally enjoy the soles of her lovely little foots.

>>17061673
>>17061711
I've started 90% of the Baudelaire and Rimbaud threads. They all die really fast sadly, but I'm trying to shill /lit/ into better taste. I wouldn't say Baudelaire and Rimbaud are highly discussed since all my threads die with less than 30 replies. I've tried several tactics to hook anons, but to no avail. Peterson, Zizek, /pol/, etc. threads fare far better. If it weren't for me though, these writers would probably have zero threads. OP is retarded though, only cares about Baudelaire for /pol/ shit and not the actual poetry. Sad to see.

But anon, what if I'm content with the spectacle?

>all these plebs who haven't even read Anti Tech Revolution.

wow, Buddhism is fucking gay.

>>14509587
>He literally is the bearer of God's soul
He literally isn't.
>He did
His physical body did not come back to life. Faggot still dead.
>Eva is gay as fuck
And yet who does Shinji end up with in the end. Hmm... Think it's time to stop projecting your own faggotry onto anime.

What is today what Paris was for the Interwar years? What New York was for the 50's? What is the most /lit/ city today? Tell me where the best scene is

>>14140634
>tankies
Bet over half your personal library consists of Zero Books drivel

>>13826079
>not realizing I knew all along

>>13749915

I work with a black dude from Senegal and he's always high as fuck talking about fucking fat bitches. If this isn't damning proof, idk what is.

>>13351359
Asooka.

>>12641904
That must be the reason we are replacing you

>>12636350
I bet she's paranoid about browsing /lit/ in public now.

>>12450407
Firstly I don't think you've written a single line in Iambic pentametre; secondly you're obviously an underage poster because noone over the age of 16 would get homework like that; thirdly fuck off I'm busy enough without having to do your piss-easy homework

>>12271014
>My only excuse for not hitting 50 will be I'm reading something challenging in depth. Even in that case I'll try to read something lighter to fill the gap.

never gonna make it

>>10858039
>not going to the top 0 uni
kek

>>10847104