/lit/ - Literature

SON OF A WHORE, GOD DAMN YOU, CAN YOU TELL
A PEERLESS PEER THE READIEST WAY TO HELL?
I'VE OUTSWILLED BACCHUS, SWORN OF MY OWN MAKE
OATHS WOULD FRIGHT THE FURIES AND MAKE PLUTO QUAKE.
I'VE FUCKED MORE WHORES MORE WAYS THAN SODOM'S WALLS
E'ER KNEW, OR THE COLLEGE OF ROME'S CARDINALS.
WITNESS HEROIC SCARS, LOOK HERE, NE'ER GO,
CERECLOTHS AND ULCERS FROM TOP TO TOE.
FRIGHTED AT MY OWN MISCHIEFS I HAVE FLED
AND BRAVELY LEFT MY LIFE'S DEFENDER DEAD
BROKE HOUSE TO BREAK CHASTITY, AND DYED
THE FLOOR WITH MURDER WHAT MY LUST DENIED.
POX ON'T, WHY DO I SPEAK OF THESE POOR THINGS?
I HAVE BLASPHEMED MY GOD AND LIBELLED KINGS.
THE READIEST WAY TO HELL? COME QUICK, NE'ER STIR:
THE READIEST WAY, MY LORD, IS ROCHESTER.

Let /b/tards come here, I will say to their face:
I will bugger you all, disregarding your race.
I'll pull out my cock and I'll blast you with piss,
And dare any /b/tard write better than this.
I'll make /b/tard bawww, prove his girlfriend's a trap,
Courage Wolf is a pussy, and their racism's crap.
I"ll make /b/tards my Goatses, each one be my taker,
And teach them I am the true C-Combo Breaker,
With my classic allusions and heroic themes,
I'll skullfuck each /b/tard and shit on their memes,
With my cock as a weapon, I'll prove to all /b/
'twas I fucked their sisters, and who was phone? ME.
And I fucked them as children and called it "CP".
The /b/tards I'll torture, I'll divide them by zero,
Make them suck my cock until they all an hero
When they see I'm the poet who's fucking their mom,
And I also took Bawksy to her junior prom,
I fucked her in each hole, I though it was cute,
But my best little girl is the one they call "moot".
You hear me, /b/! Flyting! Your memes are sad shit.
All intelligent life is now posting on /lit/.

If anyone's curious, the following are mine:

>>658766
>>658931
>>659028
>>659042
>>659133
>>659155
>>659203
>>659565
>>659783
>>659904
>>660103
>>660125

I have no clue how many other people are flyting back at me though. Can we have a head count?

Pic related, he's my inspiration.