/lit/ - Literature

In other words, Babby's First Adult Novel

Keep those training wheels tightly fastened

>>3353401
is that supposed to be Pilsudski?

>>3119171
>language, of any kind

>>3070310
Maybe you'd get so bored that you would start to invent wild fantasies where you can be an important figure, an adventurer, a hero or a villain. You could live ten thousand lifetimes doing as you please, but eventually you would become tired of this as well, because you would know that none of it is real. The only way to cure your boredom would be to convince yourself that your fantasies are real.

What if this already happened and all conscious beings are just fragments of one singular, vast consciousness playing games with itself?

>>2962070

Not really, we're all faggots.

>>2934788

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>>2822722
>people actually taking any part of 702's post seriously/not instantly recognizing blatant trolling

>>2741098
>tfw when it's OP.
The only people that are that good with flaming a Facebook post are people who are 4chan regulars.

>>2703851
>mfw when everyone knows that, but you keep acting like some genius who found the secret to life.
>mfw when when the actor who plays Theon said recently that he asked GRRM who Jon Snow's parents were. GRRM answered truthfully. Then Theon proceeded to throw out a bunch of riddles that any retard could find out.
It is literally confirmed now.

Hello lit
This is my first time here, but only because I have had an AMAZING idea for a story.
The kind mind blowing idea that opens new horizons, the kind of idea that made Inception, Groundhog Day, Source Code and other such movies famous.
The kind of ideas that made Roald Dahls most famous short stories so logically unrealistic (like the one where he makes a machine that can write novels, or a soundmachine that could hear trees screaming beyond the audible frequency)
So are there any good writers out there? I want one who is a good writer and wont fuck me over when credit is due. I also want examples of your writing. If I find someone I like, I will ask fo your email and send you the entire idea, to the last detail, then it is up to you how to implement it. Believe me, this story will deliver.

Piotr Flzkreksvsktrotskeny, naturally.

I doubt you've heard of him though

>>2497502
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>>2453212

>When I come home drunk as fuck
>I am a responsible adult

>Walk into local Barnes and Noble on the way to lecture
>Browsing, comparing prices, etc.
>Walk out of store, notice display near the exit titled "21 books to read before you're 21"
>Notice Looking for Alaska by John Green
>Seems legit
>Realize that three of the 21 books are written by Stephenie Meyer

>>2437447

>French weirdo
>Better than the ideal man

>mfw there are still neo-platonists

Hey! LOOK AT WHAT BOOK I'M READING!

I'm cool now, right? RIGHT!?

I-I'm a writer, too! I also drink scotch!

>>2129003
>Professor Emeritus of Useless Bullshit at Yale
Fixed it for you.