/lit/ - Literature

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>Of Lives and Adventures the public have had enough, and, perhaps, more than enough, long ago. A consideration that probably induced the droll Mr. Tristram Shandy to entitle the performance before us, his "Life and Opinions". Perhaps also, he had, in this, a view to the design he professes, of giving the world two such volumes every year, during the remainder of his life. Now, adventures worth relating, are not everyday to be met with, so that, in time, his budget might be exhausted; but his opinions will, in all probability, afford him matter enough to write about, tho' he should live to the age of Methusalem. Not but that our Author husbands his adventures with great economy, and sows them so extremely thin, that, in the manner he has begun, his narrative may very well last as long as he lives; nor, if that belong, and he as good as his word, will his history make an inconsiderable figure among the numerous diminutive tomes of a modern library.

I HATE WAHMEN!!!!! SUCH AN INFERIOR BREED. IF ONLY THEY DIDN’T REJECT ME MY ENTIRE LIFE OR LAUGH WHEN I TRY TO TALK TO THEM. WAHHHHH