/lit/ - Literature

>>15987556
Fantasy novels where man date old elves, like LotR (or Eragon kek).
I remember getting approached by a tall, somehwat good looking woman in her late 30ies in a Späti in Berlin at late night where I bought some cookies. She smiled at me and said, that she is always saying hello to men who are taller than her or something like that.
Sadly I had a food poisoning at the same time and felt it coming, so I declined her politely, I man I blushed was somewhat shy but there was nothing to be done. So I paid and rushed to my flat which was just a few meters away to suffer from diarreah on the toilet. FML.
>>15991169
Good job anon, glad that people are updating the charts.