/lit/ - Literature

>>20603653
Aw, it's a froggy!
Someone photoshop a chin-thumb onto that now!

>>20308713
Plenty of anons have posted writing samples today.

>>20308714
Nah, not gonna bother...I'm not female/gay/trans/black/whatever. Publishers will ignore me.
Just gonna self-publish on Amazon, and maybe post it chapter-by-chapter on WattPad, RoyalRoad, etc.
It's too difficult to get noticed these days, so I don't obsess over it.
If nothing else, it's a better use of my free time than watching TV or playing video games or whatever.

>>20308719
I hope to publish/post it in a few weeks.
A few months is way too long for me.

>>20308720
I can't visualize with distractions!
I write by imagining the events in my head, and writing about what I see.
I can't do that with music, or anything else going on around me.

>>13920180
>be a handsy young man
>lots of suck, nibble and lick
>inspired by your sexual experiences with many ladies
>write decent American Love Novel, bestseller but trite, and pedestrian.
>have more sex with harem, and treat the ladies really well:sublime living.
>rotate out old stock, and bring in new fresh women
>BREAKING NEWS: Famous Author, #metoo
>sales plummet, your name is mud, twitter ablaze with your hashtag #handsy.
>go in hiding in the woods, live on your previous sales (millions)
>frustrated write Great American Novel about modern society akin to Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue
>try to publish no one wants to associate with #handsy
>no one reads the second greatest American story.
>Literature dies a little. But Steven Kings new story about a sprite possessed vacuum cleaner is cleaning up.

>mfw I read this opie