/lit/ - Literature

>Why yes? I self publish. How could you tell?

>>20623985
>Moby dick is the only book I've ever read

>Vix ea fatus erat, cum circumfusa repente
>scindit se nubes et in aethera purgat apertum.
>Restitit Aeneas claraque in luce refulsit,
>os umerosque deo similis; namque ipsa decoram
>caesariem nato genetrix lumenque iuventae
>purpureum et laetos oculis adflarat honores:
>quale manus addunt ebori decus, aut ubi flavo
>argentum Pariusve lapis circumdatur auro.

Lesbians do not exist.

Post things and I'll read them on vocaroo.

rollin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVmUhuJEsgI
How is this legend not yet the king of /lit/?

So I decided to take MDMA for the first time and I now have a cosmic Russian SOVL. Does this happen for anyone else, where they unlock the remaining 90% of their soul? This shit is a cheat code.

Barding Hrotsvit of Gandersheim's excised diopathic plantar hidradenitis scabs in Richebourg Gran Cru.

>>18617891
No

>>18507416
Eating Diogenes' genital warts.
Gormandising Diogenes' thrombosed hæmorrhoids.
Ingurgitating Diogenes' coffee ground vomit.
Administering Diogenes propofol.
Opening Diogenes' anal cavity with Hartmann mosquito forceps.
Introducing lit, Kool cigarettes to Diogenes' duodenum.
Decapitating Diogenes with his intestines.
Goodbye, Diogenes.
Rubbing Emily Dickinson's feet.
Smelling between Emily Dickinson's toes.
Sucking the sweat out of Emily Dickinson's pantyhose.
Opening Emily Dickinson's anus with a speculum.
Watching Emily Dickinson's grey shit dribble onto the wool sheets.
Avoiding eye contact with Emily Dickinson while removing her colon.
Liquifying Emily Dickinson's torso in a 100 litre drum of acid.
Goodbye, Emily Dickinson.
Eating Sylvia Plath's toenails.
Biting through Sylvia Plath's bunions with bare teeth.
Slurping amber-tinted liquid from Sylvia Plath's nail beds.
Fastening the Graduated Electronic Decelerator to Sylvia Plath.
Measuring Sylvia Plath's intraocular pressure.
Extracting Sylvia Plath's choroids.
Introducing 250 volts to Sylvia Plath.
Goodbye, Sylvia Plath.
Eating Vladimir Nabokov's pubic lice.
Gorging on Vladimir Nabokov's dandruff.
Pigging out on Vladimir Nabokov's excised ringworm.
Warming up Vladimir Nabokov's varicose veins in the jacuzzi.
Squaring the angles of the knife and blade in Vladimir Nabokov's bathroom.
Slicing open Vladimir Nabokov's bulging veins with Metzenbaum scissors.
Removing Vladimir Nabokov's prostate with a ronguer
Goodbye, Vladimir Nabokov.

>>18494047
>Embrace being normal.
Oh very good bait.
Some of your argument is valid. Anons need to prove themselves above normalfags. Coming here doesn't cut it. Refine yourself, through the mind, body, social experiences, physical accomplishments.
Don't be normal. Be exceptional, in all that you do.

>>18433194
Picrel

>Semicolons? No, I don't see the point of them - after all we can do this instead.

>frontispiece

>>18378830
>Harold Bloom? Is he a botanist or something?

God is just a mystical picture of my true self

>>18162195

>>18110768
of course its all common sense
but common sense is a misnomer, what we call common is unfortunately uncommon
thats why the life advice of ancient greeks is still repeated, with different words, today

Today I went to my local bookstore and put Karl Marx’s Da Kapital in the Humour section

>>17778913
>enema revelation

>>17568214
Last post, best post. I appeared, claimed the thread as my own and look -- no more posters. This issue is settled once and for all. Only pseuds read translations of Greek authors. μὰ τὸν Δία! edepol, I am so based.

>>17547427
>AI produced philosophy

>I have a degree in [humanities/art degree]
IGNORED. I don't give a fuck what INANE GARBAGE your University shoves in your head.