/lit/ - Literature

>“Then,” continued Château-Renaud, “since you have an establishment, a steward, and a hotel in the Champs-Élysées, you only want a mistress.” Albert smiled. He thought of the fair Greek he had seen in the count’s box at the Argentina and Valle theatres.
>“I have something better than that,” said Monte Cristo; “I have a slave. You procure your mistresses from the opera, the Vaudeville, or the Variétés; I purchased mine at Constantinople; it cost me more, but I have nothing to fear.”
>“But you forget,” replied Debray, laughing, “that we are Franks by name and franks by nature, as King Charles said, and that the moment she puts her foot in France your slave becomes free.”
>“Who will tell her?”
>“The first person who sees her.”
>“She only speaks Romaic.”
>“That is different.”

>>20542362
I can, I just choose not to.

>>20490740
Because the questions are in bad faith, I have a new respect for the guy though, this tweet is brilliant. He's bragging about how he has never been a lowly drone in a company, he has never felt like a worthless employee because he's always been Richard fucking Dawkins, he's also implying that he's never felt like a burden on anyone, he's never felt like he's been ostracized or treated differently. He's basically through the most round about way possible saying that he's always been an alpha chad his entire life which is why he can't even possibly see what kind of pathetic existence Gregor Samsa is meant to have.
Then, as if that isn't enough, he's just ripping into the entire literature field for fun, making himself out as some enlightened contrarian - the one man who can see in his words that the Emperor has no clothes.
It's like when Trump said "I got a small loan of a million dollars" and everyone sperged out and called him an idiot, meanwhile the intended subtext: "I am rich, I will always be rich, I will always be richer than you" meant that the very people who were trying to dab on him were spreading his message.
Does he have any other humblebrags like this?

>>19987186
>Some people like to suddenly start fucking meandering and throwing clauses together.

Rowling did nothing wrong and trannies are living in a state of denial. Denying the real material condition of gender differences.

>B-but it’s social not biological

Cope, seethe, dilate.

>>19510223

>>19502940
I only read books by men so who cares

>>19351365
Based and pragmatic pilled

>>19155287
>has a nervous breakdown over shitposting
>turns to shitposting
You're a man now, son.

>>16488228
>"black lives matter" - any reasonable person agrees with the phrase's literal denotation
I don't. Niggers lives are worth less than shit.

>>16349399

>mfw I beat up the local town racist again today

No.

>>15624762
>tell a girl my hobbies are doing push ups and spamming /lit/ with "Have you read The Bell Curve?" Threads
>she wont stop biting her lower lip and twirling her hair
Anyone else experience this?

>>15581603
>You can't prove objective things exist
>Therefore everything is subjective
>Therefore even the term "objective" is subjective
>Therefore my subjective morality is objective
>Therefore you must all abide by my morality in order to be considered good human beings

Checkmate