/lit/ - Literature

>>19290102
Good for you
>>19290108
What about my post outs me as a euro?
>>19290130
If it happens, we will

i love getting those. it's soul as fuck

>>18351446

itt: we write newspaper headlines from the near future

>In an astonishing moment of bilateral cooperation between nations which have thus far viewed each other as ideological and strategic enemies in perpetuity, a grand solution has been reached to eliminate the pressing issues of nuclear proliferation and climate change: at 12:00pm, 12.12.40, the United States and Russia have, in this most unprecented attempt to normalize relations, agreed to simultaneously detonate all nuclear warheads remaining from the days of the Cold War, hereby ridding the world of this erstwhile fearful duality, the spectre of nuclear weapons and climate change. Upon learning of this development, Emperor Xi Jinping called President Barron Trump (who has reportedly described the decision as "based") and the Tsar to extend his gratitude on behalf of some 20 billion Chinese citizens; he was particularly grateful in regards to his project to destroy the remaing spots of the ozone layer through rapid industrialization (since its inception known as the "Raise as the Roof to Space Project"), which he sees indirectly fulfilled by the agreement of the two countries.

Christopher Hitchens was just a semi-educated whiskey receptacle who used his accent to lure in dumb Americans and rob them of their attention and money. Peter Hitchens is a dinosaur complaining about the asteroid. Both are irrelevant, especially Christopher since he's dead.

>>17646569
Not an argument.

>>17280043