/lit/ - Literature

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Every now and then, usually when I get sleepy (especially when I'm deprived of sleep), I get auditory hallucinations. I can tell they're halucinations because instead of hearing these voices like a case-study schizo, it's like I'm being "forced to imagine" the voices. Imagine someone saying a sentence, like you might be doing for this one. Now imagine you didn't inhibit the concept of hearing that voice in your mind, but it was put into your head unwillingly. That's what it's like. While it sounds creepy as fuck, I'm totally used to it and comfortable with it.

The reason why I mention this is these sentences and phrases are totally random, as in usually they're more-or-less grammatically correct, but the semantics are all over the place.
>"I felt like a canoe."
>"I am fucking thousand."
>"They are NOT women-colored."
>"Bless the brown sugar people. I hate them."
>"What happens if you die of one while one is active?"
>"Nice and slimy and very small!"
>"What time are you haunting there, pool-head?"
>"That sadded Livercups..."
>"A numbered race of jumping-boats!"
Sometimes it likes to make up words and names:
>"Scrable" (SKRAY-bul, /ˈskɹeJ.bl̩/)
>"On the box, it's quite hortitious" (hor-TIH-shus, /hoɹˈtJʃəs/)
>(in a British accent, even though I'm American) "That was a really good job, Gorgie" (GOH-jie, /ˈgɔː.d͡ʒi/)
>"What's another Bibotism thing?" (BYE-ba-tih-zm, /ˈbaJbəˌtJzm̩/)
>"There's nothing more (word I can't remember) than Zachary Diddid's..." (DIH-dihdz, /ˈdJdJdz/)

I got a bunch more of these if you faggots want them for writing prompts or name ideas. Some names I found in the journal I keep of these that I found quite interesting:
>Isaac Falkland
>Shahton Airflower (don't remember how "Shahton" is pronounced)
>Josef Gaberhatch (GAY-ber-hatch, /ˈgeJ.bɚ.ˌhæt͡ʃ/)