/lit/ - Literature

>be Buddhist
>die
>move through the intermediary states
>enter the void
>prepare yourself to reincarnate in a form according to the karma you've accrued through your life
>you're standing in front of an old guy with a book
>Hi welcome to Heaven I'm Peter let's see here Buddhist huh lol you'll be surprised to learn that you only had one shot at life and that was it and you messed up royally should've had faith in Jesus Christ buddy see ya on Judgement Day
>two demons appear and drag you to the Lake of Fire