/lit/ - Literature

>>23253347
I AM EXTREMELY BITTER ABOUT THE FACT THAT "CREEPYPASTA" HAS BECOME SHORTHAND FOR "FIRST PERSON HORROR"!

>>23074084
>want to learn about eels
>buy book on eels
>author won't shut the fuck up about going fishing with their dad

>>21670057
>buy non fiction on a topic I'm really interested in
>half of it is personal anecdotes from the author

>take meds
>get agressive need to be productive
>can't decided how
>drawing, writing, misc. other crafts, reading, cleaning
>spend five minutes on each and get nothing done
>repeat until meds wear off

WHAT KIND OF DERANGED MANIAC INVENTED CERAMIC PILLOWS AND WHY?

>>20006470
>finally buy a vape
>wait a week for it to arrive
>super stoked
>put a little fluid in the tank and screw it shut just to test it out
>can't unscrew the tank again
>tried rubber grips
>tried freezer trick
>tried mechanic's oil
>tried alcohol
>tried pliers
>tried monkey wrench
>tried monkey wrench with rubber grips
>gave myself blisters trying to unscrew the thing
>still stuck
I am going to have a stroke.

>finally buy a vape
>wait a week for it to arrive
>super stoked
>put a little fluid in the tank and screw it shut just to test it out
>can't unscrew the tank again
>tried rubber grips
>tried freezer trick
>tried mechanic's oil
>tried alcohol
>gave myself blisters trying to unscrew the thing
>still stuck
I am going to have a stroke.

>>17784926
My best friend is being a real fucking bitch right now, and I'm getting really fucking sick of it. Getting drunk again today after about 6months sobriety. Good news tho, being drunk really gives me the push I need to do the shit I've been avoiding, so that's good. Still, I'm really pissed off.

Can you believe this bitch? TEN YEARS we've been friends. I've done everything for her. I was always there. I lent her money, expensive equipment, my time, I never complained, everytime something went wrong I was there. I was her fucking therapist, and I did it with a smile, because I love her and want her to be happy. We did the whole "we'll marry each other when we're 50" thing, and everything. The only reason we haven't done a blood-pact is because it's unhygienic.

I'm not much of a catch myself. I'm weird and ADHD+ and I have a hard time empathizing with people and I'm just kind of dumb. And when me met I was an autistic hypertard that screamed and yelled about everything. She was the first person who treated me like an actual human being and was willing to put up with me for more than 10 minutes at a time, you know? Like, if I had never met her, I would have an-heroed a long time ago, I'm not exaggerating.

She's really stressed right now, right, so I'm willing to excuse a lot, but she's doing this thing where if I do a single thing wrong (which is arbitrary and ever-changing) then she comes at me with "oh, I guess we're not really friends since you don't care" or some shit. Like, bitch, I lent you spotted you rent money when you were still on drugs. I was there when you called me every day for a month, crying every night, and I listened to you for hours. I never asked for anything back. And now I "don't care about you"?

BPD is a helluva drug.

women aren’t real, faggot