/lit/ - Literature

Jesus fucking christ. Finals and I have these two papers due. I hate papers. I like learning, but I hate papers. I like wine. Sangiovese and Chianti have been at the forefront for me, recently. 8-10 pages each, double spaced, 12 point font, Times New Roman. One paper is for sociology, the other is a creative writing class on my choice of rhetoric, grammar, or punctuation.
I'm going to try to get the creative writing done first; just need a creative way to communicate this. Wine provinces and punctuation? Something to do with Dionysus and loss of the subject-object verb-noun structure you fucking stickler for rules.
The sociology paper I need to do research; my thesis is going to be super-broad; basically: sociology of alcohol and drug use by occupation. I've literally never taken a sociology before - but I have anthropology, so I wanna think this is going to be easy, it's basically anthro with statistics. Tedious support of what anthro already knows (bitches). I'm going to use this as an avenue to investigate food worker substance abuse cause lord knows the two are synonymous. Maybe throw in blue-collar meth use, cigarettes, and cocaine to round it out.