/lit/ - Literature

There's been a fruit fly in my apartment since yesterday and even though I open the windows it doesn't seem to want to leave. Today it's been sitting at the top of my computer screen from time to time and right now it's chilling on the end of my leg (I'm laying), almost motionless.
I'm leaving this evening for a few days so I don't know if it'll just die off or lay eggs or something. At any rate it doesn't seem sanitary to leave it as is but I don't really feel like killing it. Shit reminds me of the movie Phenomena.

If you became a world known author and someone discovered all your 4chan posts, would be you fucked?