/lit/ - Literature

I'm somewhat surprised by the quantity of french learners in the thread. Being french, I think it's pretty cool other people actually take an interest in this culture outside of french universities.
I've been doing some research and plan on starting german (anki, duolinguo, memrise, podcasts and literature/audiobooks) before this summer.

Since I have a little bit of time on my hands, perhaps I can help a few motivated anons. I can advise on literature/basic penpaling/accent.
I guess the only thing I need in exchange would be some basic conversation, my english oral skills are getting less and less practice these days. Since /lit/ is pretty much the only board I support, fuck it, my skype is:
ericfinest1

>>1997950
NOT SO FAST YOU PUNKASS WHIPPER-SNAPPER
YOU'RE ABOUT AS TALENTED A WRITER AS YOU ARE A RAPPER
I'VE BEEN TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH BUT MY BURNS ARE MORE SEVERE
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN JULES VERNE IS HERE

NOW YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN IT BUT I WROTE SCIENCE FICTION TOO
DOES 1864 SOUND IMPORTANT TO YOU?
IT WAS DECADES BEFORE YOU EVER PUT A PEN TO PAPER
I WAS TWENTY THOUSAND LEAGUES INTO YOUR MOTHER WHEN I RAPED HER

THE FATHER OF SCIENCE FICTION, THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL ME
YOU'RE A SPERM CELL GONE WRONG THAT LEAKED OUT OF MY BALLS, G
BUT DON'T FEEL BAD IF YOU'RE ONE AMONG THE GAYS
NOT EVERYONE CAN TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS

BUT DON'T THINK ALL MY ATTENTION IS GOING TO YOU
THERE'S A WHOLE SLOUGH OF FAGGOTS I'D LIKE TO GET TO
ASIMOV AND HEINLEIN AND K. LE GUIN
YOU OWE AS MUCH TO ME AS YOU DO TO HIM
AND THEN THERE'S BILLY PILGRIM WHO TRAVELS TIME AND SPACE
GO FUCK YOURSELF KURT THAT NOVEL'S ALL OVER THE PLACE

AND NOW THIS OLD MAN IS WINDING DOWN
BUT DON'T THINK THAT YOU WON'T SEE ME AROUND
FOR I AM IMMORTAL AND MY WORKS WILL LIVE THROUGH THE AGES
I GET MORE BITCHES THAN TWENTY THOUSAND LEAGUES HAS PAGES