/lit/ - Literature

>be 25
>live in brooklyn
>studying lit at nyu while working part-time at a library
>dating a qt submissive arts major
>both vegan
>both sensitive
>both suffering from several self-diagnosed personality disorders
>regularly attend readings by local poets and authors
>have met tao lin two times
>take xanax and lean almost every weekend
>about to publish my first novella with a small independent publisher
>wear oversized but formal clothing to represent my ambivalence towards the traditional masculine image
>semi-ironically autistic
>own an iPhone, Macbook, iPad and Kindle
>post on /lit/ at least three hours each day
>maintain a post-ironic attitude towards life and inter-personal relationships

Q: Could I be any more contemporary? I seriously think I've reached the peak of contemporary culture in terms of my lifestyle.

Are there any novels on this sort of thing?

>be 25
>live in brooklyn
>studying lit at nyu while working part-time at a library
>dating a qt submissive arts major
>both vegan
>both sensitive
>both suffering from several self-diagnosed personality disorders
>regularly attend readings by local poets and authors
>have met tao lin two times
>take xanax and lean almost every weekend
>about to publish my first novella with a small independent publisher
>wear oversized but formal clothing to represent my ambivalence towards the traditional masculine image
>semi-ironically autistic
>own an iPhone, Macbook, iPad and Kindle
>post on /lit/ at least three hours each day
>maintain a post-ironic attitude towards life and inter-personal relationships

Q: Could I be any more contemporary? I seriously think I've reached the peak of contemporary culture in terms of my lifestyle.

Are there any novels on this sort of thing?