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>>19060462
Ah piss off, Joe. There has never been a series so plodding and slow, with ridiculously repetitious gum sucking, and a blatant comic book rip-off character repeatedly Hulking out.

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>>18372791
Expect more gum sucking and occasional Hulking out....and little else

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>>14870857
Let me suck my gums on it a while....

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>>14090422
If you have ever been here, and paid attention instead of sucking your gums, you would have realized what a waste of time you were getting yourself into.

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>>13242736
>Nothing unpredictable happening beyond dude subvert fantasy tropes lel

Wait. let me ftfy...

>Nothing happening

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>>12831215
The Black Company has things actually happen. The Blade Itself drags and drags and the plot is basically gum sucking and a guy Hulking out every now and then. And that is it.

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>>12362990
>>What are the worst books that you actually finished?

The First Law trilogy. Then I went full autist and read the standalones because I couldn't believe that someway somehow Abercrombie had to get better. At least it shows that I'm not a quitter.

>>Describe the awfulness and why others should avoid said books.

The entire six book "First Law" world could have been edited into two books. The entire thing crawls and crawls, leaving you just continuously sucking your gums until your anger at how you're shitting your life away reading this nothing leads your Bruce Banner-self to Hulk out. Oops, sorry...leads your Logen Ninefingers-self to Bloody-Nine out. The "plot" of a medical journal moves faster.

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>>12279735
As soon as you said Abercrombie your post lost all semblance of meaning.

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>>12002564
What could possibly be bad about writing 25,000 words about gum sucking?!?

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>>11926037
you don't care for Bruce Banner Hulking out? it's the only thing that ever happens in that series....other than gum sucking, that is.

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>>11740456
Nah. Most aren't as bad as Abercrombie though, who took three books to tell what could have easily fit in one.

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>>11630386
There is nothing similar about ASOIAF and the First Law

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