/lit/ - Literature

>>8773138
Stealing the President of the United States's memes! Crooked! So bad!

Дa. Кaк дeлa пиздa?

>>7253821
I will make it so. It seems the lights went on w/a loud CHUNK, dim lights, 2 b sure, in th' empty socket of my head. Ever since my Bat Mitzva back in '10, I've failed to find a real man & I've been takin' it out on here lately. I'm tapping this final farewell from an iPad w/LTE as I sit in the grass by a stream. & while I don't dress weird—J Crew Sweater (cream), J Brand jeans (black—J Brand isn't related 2 J Crew), and Tori Birch flats (also cream), I did walk out here on my hands, but I'm a gymnast, not a realist.

I didn't kno I had cast an insult forward into the face o' such an argumentative man. So much like an eagle, gath'ring the lil frogposters under his wings away from th' slut that disliked his post!

Ye haff persuad'd me. I will stop posting.

>>7198804
Learn some magic. Expand yr mind.

How old are you?
>4! w/1+
How'd you discover 4chan and/or /lit/?
>older cuz
Do you have any serious literary aspirations?
>srsly
If you use the critique threads how much weight do you give anons' critiques?
>hehehehehehehehehe
When and why did you become a serious reader?
>what
Who's your favorite author and/or greatest influence?
>freddy neechz / hs thompson / hl mencken / bee
If the previous question had two different answers, what's the reason?
>i did four
What's your favorite work of literature?
>the will to power
What's your favorite literary movement?
>climax
What's your least favorite work by your favorite author?
>did dfw think he could really get away w/Broom? And then say he never fucking read pinecone...
Which other boards do you browse on a regular basis?
>i dont
How do you take your coffee and/or tea?
>black

>>6877625
My opinion has been fortified. :^O

>>6661911
>>6661916
I can't stress this enough: your piece has entirely satisfied my fetish for boredom.

It's my belief that your brain has itself synthesized cancer, perhaps provoking your poor sentence parsing.

It sounds farfetched, but check it out, often it starts with something as stupid as numbness at the tips of your fingers, usually the pinky or ring finger, and seemingly this numbness has transferred through your keyboard.

You should also get checked by a neurologist if you have a dark, shadowy edge creeping into your peripheral vision.

It's: no way, no how.

Keep working on it. It really does stand out from the rest of the stuff here. You can check that for yourself.