/lit/ - Literature

>join the french foreign legion
>realize that i am completely 100% NOT speaking parisian french
>ask for a room in paris, pretty receptionist lady explains to me that i actually said 'hello, may i ask for one apartment please, you wench/whore' because this is how we requested barrack rooms in the legion
>ask for 2 eggs with my breakfast (cheap and nutritious source of protein, important for active people who build muscle), waitress explains to me i actually said 'i would like 2 eggs, 2 as in 2 balls in a ballsack', luckily it was not her first time serving a legionnaire so she understood the expression
>realize that this common word we used all the time to refer to a non-legion person (you serve in mixed units with the french and nato armies a lot) is not a generic 'non-legion person' but an extremely offensive slur
>realize that you are also using like at least 10% german words since in the 50s half of wehrmacht joined the legion and a lot of expressions simply remained

The levels of cope itt are unreal.

>>16303979
>arguing with women

>>13518512
>spokenword love letter
yikes

>>12304874
>The Count of Monte Cristo #100
>Harry Potter #54

oh nonononono

>>11828513

>>11287286

>>10637376
>>10637759
>Non-arguments

Trying to remember the name of something.
Basically people move from one country to another and become infertile. It was called like a vacuum or black hole or something.
Help a brother out

>>10148762
>not even remotely an argument

>Gods only retort is literally 'dude, were you around when the universe was created? didn't think so faggot, checkmate'.
How do people actually justify this shit.

>>10052374

fuck being a teacher even parents want them to act like de facto parents these days. what are they meant to say to those kids? jus beeee urself?

>>9864764
>his ideas conform to structure/reason
kill urself my man

>>9823676
>if you sum up Nietzsche's life it doesn't differ from the rope walker's madness, whom both tryed, but of course ultimatelly failed
that's the point, friend! nietzsche writes that he had to *create* zarathustra because he was unable to think the thought of the eternal recurrence of the same. nietzsche knew that he had failed to embody his ideal type and as zarathustra says again and again, man must be "a bridge to the overman, a crossing-over and a going-under." think to yourself: would you rather fail in a spectacular fashion, or spend a long forgettable life accomplishing whatever meager goals present themselves to you? if you choose the second option, that's fine - nietzsche only asks that you step aside.

>>9768441
>being anything but a white male on 4chan

>>9758125

>he actually believes this
>tfw

>>9752180
ok senpai

>>9750162

lmao all hegelians need to kill themselves

>>9746897

>This is not a racist thread.

kek this thread is gonna be such a shitfest

>>9567610

>if you're only friends with someone to get into the position to cajole them into sex, you're not a friend.

lmao an actual woman wrote this post.

literally the only way a guy could be actual friends with a decent looking woman is if you were already the gf of one of their mates and they had respect for that guy and wouldn't ever want to try any shit there. then you're like sort of half-friends or three-quarters-friends at best.

if he's straight and you're single and cute and you're both "friends" he wants to fuck you, idiot. if he says he doesn't he's lying.

>>8908209

cont...

Read a real philosophers works, like Aristotle. The only thing that i even slightly disagree with him about is his heavy stance on empiricism vs rationalism but only in the sense of the true nature of knowledge (see argument over the second degree of thermodynamics, for example.)

>>8775707
>understading russian or german after "studying" it for 3 years