/lit/ - Literature

>>2415823

You wouldn't fuck her? You must be gay.

>>2407922

Implying that's not the only picture of her in existence where she doesn't look like a complete fucking munter.

>>2146525

>cite the most awful piece of drivel I've read in years. A piece which actually contains the line "[Gabe] said something about something and it was funny".
>Gently take the piss out of the ridiculous non-dialogue
>Still get accused of being Tao or his publicist (as if Tao fucking Lin, OF ALL PEOPLE, needs a fucking publicist. He IS a fucking puclicist who incidentally publishes books).

Do you really, really believe that Tao is so obsessed with this site and is constantly lurking? Are you that delusional? Also, remember that unlike hambeasts and neckbeards (self included) on the 4chan, Tao has actually finished and published several books. While you were fapping. My point being - he doesn't have the time to be on the fucking web 10 hours a day.

Pic related. It's me.

From "The Unlovable Virus" by M. Boyle

>Her ex-boyfriend was standing still outside her car. She didn’t know why. She took a photograph with her eyes. Her hand was waving and she was weaving into traffic. She thought about him standing there as she drove away. She looked in her rear view mirror and saw his back turned to her. A giant invisible hand holding a vacuum reached down from the sky, through her windshield, into her mouth, down her windpipe, into her lungs, plugged itself in, and sucked out all of her air. This was the moment she realized she was infected with a virus. The virus made her unlovable. There was no cure for it. She began to cry. She cried long, broken sobs. Her face felt hot. Her nose ran. She howled like a sea lion. She reminded herself of a very lonely sea lion, in an aquarium, making terrible noises, being watched by people who were sort of bored and probably thinking about dinner.

Took a photograph with her eyes and

>howled like a sea-lion

Were my favourite bits.

She can't write, but if she'll fuck my friends as well, she can stay in my house.