/lit/ - Literature

If you don't like Terry Goodkind it's because you aren't smart enough. This is not ironic. The people who don't like this guy think Robert Jordan is the pinnacle of writing.

>>18087059
So tired of these threads that show pictures of an author like I know wtf they look like. Who even are these asshats, and why should i hate/love them?

Also for an ‘intellectual dark web’ im not seeing naerly as many ponytails and turtlenecks as i was expecting. Maybe im getting old, but i was expecting 8 Terry Goodkinds.

RIP Terry Goodkind.

Terry Goodkind. The greatest gift to literature to ever grace the earth. Bow - no - kneel - no - Put your face in the dirt before the almighty God of Fantasy!!!!

>>16127775
Daniel Greene is a little bitch as is anyone who disrespects the GOD of fantasy.

Now. Say something nice about Terry.

Choose wisely.

Lo! The GOD of fantasy and all of literature once again graces your puny thread!

Look at how tall, handsome, clever, funny, and humble he is!

Give thanks to the man who is often copied but never matched- the creator of fantasy fiction itself!

Say "Thank you Terry!" or else the god of fantasy and literature will curse you to never enjoy another sffg book again!

Sup my minions?

Bow down once again to the greatest fantasy author of your time!

Give thanks!

Once again- I bless you with my presence.

Humble yourselves and be grateful I have wandered the halls of SFFG.

Well well well.... Another day, another thread.

Bow down to your GOD /sffg/.

Give thanks you were able to exist in the same timeline as the single greatest writer of fiction to ever grace this earth.

Bow to your God literary-focused japanese image board!

> mfw I'm the greatest living author of fiction to ever walk the earth.

>>15921278
>The Sword of Truth is the greatest fantasy epic ever written.

What the fuck did you just say about my Sword of Truth?

That's right - NOTHING you little bitch.

Enjoy your nerdy little ""fantasies"" you raging faggot.

> Nice idea Anon, mind if I take it?

> Steals your idea and your girl.

>>13102108
This, and without a doubt Sword of Truth

Goodkind wrote this bullshit in 2003, what the fuck was he so mad about that spawned this shit?

> "No war! No war! No war!" the people shouted as Richard led the men up the street at a dead run.
>"Out of the way!" Richard yelled as he closed the distance. This was no time for subtlety or discussions: the success of their attack depended in large part on speed. "Get out of the way! This is your only warning! Get out of the way or die!"
>"Stop the hate! Stop the hate!" the people chanted as they locked arms.
>They had no idea how much hate was raging through Richard. He drew the Sword of Truth. The wrath of its magic didn't come out with it, but he had enough of his own. He slowed to a trot.
>"Move!" Richard called as he bore down on the people.
>A plump, curly-haired woman took a step out from the others. Her round face was red with anger as she screamed. "Stop the hate! No war! Stop the hate! No war!"
>"Move or die!" Richard yelled as he picked up speed.
>The red-faced woman shook her fleshy fist at Richard and his men, leading an angry chant. "Murderers! Murderers! Murderers!"
>On his way past her, gritting his teeth as he screamed with the fury of the attack begun, Richard took a powerful swing, lopping off the woman's head and upraised arm. Strings of blood and gore splashed across the faces behind her even as some still chanted their empty words. The head and loose arm tumbled through the crowd. A man mad the mistake of reaching for Richard's weapon, and took the full weight of a charging thrust.
>Men behind Richard hit the line of evil's guardians with unrestrained violence. People armed only with their hatred for moral clarity fell bloodied, terribly injured, and dead. The line of people collapsed before the merciless charge. Some of the people, screaming their contempt, used their fists to attack Richard's men. They were met with swift and deadly steel.