/lit/ - Literature

>in book shop
>eyeing up the fiction section
>can't find Paul Auster NY Trilogy
>look in the crime section
>find it
>girl comes up to me
>"oh my god, I love crime novels"
>I tell her she is stupid and Paul Auster is meta-detective and not the regular faggy crime novels
>she smiles at me and says "wow, ur really smart. We should get some coffee"
>tell her coffee is bad for your teeth and that I only drink water, and even if i did drink coffee I wouldn't drink with some pleb like her.
>walk away to buy my book
>she follows me saying we should exchange numbers
>pay for book
>she grabs the reciept and scribbles 11 numbers on it
>hands me it back and says 'call me'
>say no and leave.
>I toss the receipt in the garbage can and throw up on homeless guy sitting next to said garbage can
>run home with my new book.

Pic related, it's what she looked like but prettier and less slutty.

>>2043141
I love you too Anon.

>>2043146
Ironically, the reason he was passed over for Tony Blair originally was that he wanted labour to be, well, labour, not the cluster fuck that was called "New Labour".
Also, to be fair, the reason Brown's term was fucked was because he was left a pile shit from Blair.

I don't know if I agree with your opinion on Cameron's policies being practical. I mean he was smart enough to calm down on the whole NHS cuts, but that was more political than economical. I can see that by the end of his term we're going to be fucked.

but it's okay, most of the blame will be placed on Nick Cleggs shoulders.