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>>22098623
if you want another one, you can pick a number between one and 336, I also have a small number of other identical characters where the character is the same, but the picture and the quote attribution change

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>>21964544
any sort of human experience that isn't pure fake-retarded mockery and screeching to the point of condemning 100% of people and disregarding 100% of any human sentiments as the most loathsome and contemptible bullshit imaginable is fucking gay. Fuck humanity, and horses by proxy.

Fuck horses for tolerating humanity instead of voluntarily breaking all of their legs at critical moments just to spite humanity. Humans should live a world where if a human touches them, the horse just forces its way into the human area and breaks all its legs, just to force humanity with the burden of moving the dying horse, showing them that the horse would rather suffer a prolonged and painful death than coexist with humanity, with the added contempt of dying in such a way that burdens and inconveniences humanity extensively.

>be human
>sees horse
>horse completely unprovoked
>but horse lasers in like a predator on the human's house
>horse kicks and fights its way into house
>breaks all of legs
>horse starts shouting
>"You want me to carry you?"
>"You want me to carry your shit?"
>"Carry me, motherfucker!"
>horse shits violently all over the floor of the house
>"Carry that shit, motherfucker!"
>human tries to say something
>crippled horse starts screaming angrily to prevent it from communicating
>horse screams until it dies or is killed

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>>21400868
>Poetry is lower than music and non-poetic literature is lower than poetry.

I appreciate your remark that myself, as a poet, am superior to the population of writers of non-poetic literature.

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>>21282593
>Niggerman
>Baby-dick Bradley
>Dick Monster Truck
>Shitmonster Chinkfucker
>Doo-Doo Goblin O'gobblin

Basically anything that is unique to you that will allow you to be first search result. Never use a real name, because as an author, you will be shit on by every real motherfucker with that name.

Anyways. Fuck words that nobody uses in spoken English. I read satiety, think of the word "Satiated" or "Satiation" and I pronounce it in my word as "say-che-tee" , like the rest of that family of word "say-che-ay-shun". But no. Of course, it's fucking "Sa-tie-it-ee". What? Fucking inconsistent fucking language. Anyways. I fixed these bars, because apparently "nimiety" a word handed to me by the generosity of the rhyming dictionary after searching for rhymes of "satiety" alleging that this word rhymed with "deity and gaiety". I fixed the fucking bars.

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