/lit/ - Literature

>>7262106
He is interesting and it stings you in a certain place. Because he is you, /lit/ personified.

Here are just some stories his face tell:
- That time he went to the black power meeting to check his privilege and get a tingle up his leg but instead got 4 miles of black meatpipe up his rectum. He cried so many tears, not for himself but for the scale of the injustice against the black man which caused him to act in such a way. This shows us why we need communism! he fumes from his fetal position beneath the Anita Sarkeesian poster.
- His strange idea of performing "mind kills" on himself to exorcize internalized oppressions such as thinking he's a man attracted to women. After every mind kill session he does 10 Privilege Checks and sucks off his live-in room mate to see if he finally fancies it. Oh, the existential pain of being a cis scum.

>>7238733
This is 2015, not last century. All leftists are now LGBTBBQCTULHU pride marchers shouting about 'black bodies' and drinking white tears. It has been estimated that globally, a little less than a dozen left-wingers know how to change a tire.