/lit/ - Literature

Some dude on Reddit/conspiracy claims he knows of an all-girls school in upstate NY that was secretly taken over by space parasites. He says the wife of a janitor who worked at the school ?
(until mysteriously disappearing) told him her husband had seen terrible things at school. He'd seen things that were so abhorrent to his human mind that he'd repressed them until it was too late. He said it all started one day while he was working in one of the boiler rooms and happened to peer into a vent--for he often sought out the fresh air that wafted from them. He said he saw a girl walk into a bathroom stall, where, unbeknownst to her, a hideous life form, unlike any he'd before seen, was lying in wait. The worm-like entity became erect and projected a syringe-like proboscis, with which it repeatedly jabbed the unsuspecting girl, causing her to become unconscious, after which it slithered into one of her orifices and seemingly took over her mind and body: for when the girl recovered her eyes were entirely blank and her comportment at first robotic. The janitor, after observing a rash of similar attacks, surmised that the creatures pretend to be the girls they've invaded by accessing their memories and then imitating their normal behavior. From that point on the creatures, according to the ever observant janitor, began to prey on more and more girls at the school when no one was watching: mercilessly stinging them and inserting themselves into them. Eventually the entire school consisted of parasitized girls who then went on to replicate the invasion in other nearby schools (the janitor was part of a fraternity of janitors who'd noticed similar strange stirrings in the bathrooms of other area girl schools). Most of the gruesome attacks occurred in restrooms, but not all. Finally a scientist from MIT who happened to be in the area stumbled upon one of the tentacled creatures roaming free in a park, accidentally released by one of the girls when she was micturating behind some bushes. He took the creature to his lab and concluded it couldn't be possibly of this world, he also suspected the creature was of a hostile species and alerted authorities. The authorities put out an alert to the local public, but it was too late, as the parasites had extended to other towns' schools. It's surmised the parasitized girls are working telepathically in unison to take over more and more territory by taking over more and more girls until all school girls planet-wide are working for the mysterious entity that has mastery over the parasitic worms controlling them. The creature plans to have its army of hundreds of millions of girls secretly seduce the most powerful government officials of their respective nations and thus disarm them all through blackmail in order to take control of their respective governments and install a unitary world dictatorship held together by the latter's addiction to a viscous fluid emitted by the parasitized girls that tastes and smells like...