/lit/ - Literature

The amount of stories about men who have to develop universal-law breaking powers so they can have a harem proves the superiority of the Elephant Seal as the Milky Way's most powerful and perfect creature.
Without blasphemous steel and fire, man could never defeat the creature and the beast effortlessly rakes in dozens of sex slaves that don't even need anything from him when you get right down to it. The females can hunt just fine, the male does not share.
But there he is with his harem, and you with your millions made from shitcoins with none.