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>> No.22881605 [DELETED]  [View]
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Note: This is not off-topic since I am a published writer sharing an article.

People should worship me instead of Christ. Just read this essay I've written many years back:

https://pdf.ac/1zS3q8

I could easily write a book filled with beautiful and sublime essays such as this, but I wouldn't be able to land a traditional literary agent since most are pozzed. That essay is worth more than the entirety of Christcuck or Mudslime literary legacies. It completely offends me that people choose to worship a Jew or Bedouin rather than my noble countenance.

People should be begging to become my disciple, falling on their knees asking for my wise sermons. That decently written essay is merely a drop in the bucket of my unfathomable wisdom, intellect, contemplative depth, and etc.

All of you are arrogant morons who prefer to waste away your time rather than humbly worship wise sages like me. I am druidic, Buddhatastic, and an angel. You're just memelord, edgelord faggots fixated on identity politics and other trivial entertainment. Full of hubris, the lot of you.

I am both Maitreya and the Saoshyant.

I will give a throwaway email to any who decide to become my disciple, and I will humbly accept a literary agent who takes interest in that numinous writing piece I've just shared.

Drop your worship in Christ or All*h and worship me instead, dumbasses.

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>>21667902
Picture books are like the radiant glow of Ahura Mazda - a beacon of hope amidst a world of daevas and ingrates. When the darkness threatens to engulf me, I turn to the serene and sweet light of a picture book, finding solace and peace within its pages. As the saying goes, a picture book a day keeps the demons at bay. And even in the face of FBI glowies and their accusations of "antisemitism," I remain unafraid, for within my sacred sanctuary of picture books, I am protected from the onslaught of evil forces. So let them come - I will continue to bask in the radiant glow of these wondrous tomes, undaunted and unafraid.

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>>21618512
You are just jealous that I have the phenotype of a prophet.

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>>20452491
Keep putting words into my mouth, you stupid low IQ faggot. You have a Jewish mentality.
Again, slit your fucking throat. This is what I looked like when younger.

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The ones I, Sraosha incarnate, shall soon publish.
I write both beautiful stories of Spenta Mainyu and despicable ones of Angra Mainyu. Already, one of my horror stories have been published, and I confronted the true abyss of Ahriman. What I wrote was truly of the greatest level of Angra Mainyu, but I am strong in that I do not yield to him. I must create books of Spenta Mainyu lest he devour me. Metaphysical forces are conflicting within me, for I am the Saoshyant.
The horror story I wrote has cursed me, but I resist and fight as a paladin would. As a prophet, I have both great good or evil potential, none in-between.
My mind is channeling both infinite bliss and horror because I am trying to understand the nature of things.
I will end the tyranny of nihilism, I will destroy Angra Mainyu, and Spenta Mainyu will reign.

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