/lit/ - Literature

>"He doesn't attempt to subvert or remain within the confines of the genre."

Critical theorist are about just as delusional as creationist, it might be on a bump right now, but with time people will come to their senses and just forget about it.

>Hating science
wut

Why not go back to the stone age while you're at it?

>>2699851
>do you even said qtub

>>2683469

mate you ain't heard nothing 'till you've heard the tale of the legendary Brownbear.

>>2374675
God, that actually hurts.

hey /lit/
SO this isn't a book thread.
>I've been jacking off all weekend and have not got around to writing a 3-4 paragraph paper about one of the themes in The Iliad.

>My question to you is I'll pay someone $10-$15 for any of your essays that you might have on it

>ANYTHING will be appreciated

pic related
>mfw i didn't do what I was supposed to

>that libertarian feel of disgust whenever you hear people talk about such things

>that feel when you peed the bed and you're in college and you have to come up with a plan to clean it without waking up your roommate.

Nobody knows that feel but me.

>turn Kindle off
>TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN NOW PLAYING
>cringe on the inside
>turn Kindle on
>turn Kindle off
>Get 30% off select yoga and fitness accessories
>feel satisfied with the advertisement and put kindle away

Does anyone else know that feel?

>>2176757
>write there and then

>>2166615
>Valjean x Javert slashfic

>>2143398

have you seen this article?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/jun/02/vs-naipaul-jane-austen-women-writers

a nobel prize winning novelist says he can tell from a couple of paragraphs whether a book was written by a man or a woman.

>Flip on history channel, don't watch TV but watched it as a kid
>I loved the History channel
>Turn it on for old times sake
>Modern Marvels, Pawn Stars, Ice Road Truckers
>ICE ROAD TRUCKERS


It used to be all badass shows about history and, you know, things that people with a pulse find interesting. Now these degenerate shows are replayed day-in and day-out.

>Know a hipster
>He's a "writer"
>Asks me to read over his latest abomination
>It's about some assassin trying to kill a leader of a corrupt government because his family blah blah blah
>Ending has the main character being saved from certain death by a character that was supposed to be dead but is all better now
>Tell him the ending was a dues ex machina
>He gives me a confused look and says he doesn't speak Japanese.

>>2042804
Journalism? So you want to be poor?

Why are females so mysterious, /lit/?

Being ambiguous comes so natural to them, even the most seemingly innocent of them have no problem having 2 faces.

Is there any books that can help me understand Females analytically?

>>1985919
>implying Christians didn't value the pagan philosophers and scientists
>implying church doctrine and theology was not based on the works of Aristotle and Plato

Ever heard of Thomas Aquinas?

>!!cO9KVBDtkqQ

>>1939454

>that feel when you come from a black (OH JEEBUS) protestant family, and coming out of the closet as an Atheist is going to make your grandmother's heart explode.

>>1918405

>>1862964
Gotta try that.

>>1856318
>mfw editing the essays of prospective medical students
>mfw I seek solace in the English department but am let down.