/lit/ - Literature

>>6925246
>Not one of those is worth a Pushkin or a Tolstoy

Nicotine lozenges:

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practically the same feeling as a cigarette
still feel healthy

>>5864351
>I'm too clever

Indiscriminate sex would have been more difficult in the old, civilised days hence everyone doing whores. Writers just have biographies.

I kind of wish I could sum up some of my girl wisdom in a few sentences for the virgins here, (virginity is a crime against a young man's being) but there's too much, here's some:

BUST THE MOVES

Basically you've got to TAKE HER in every sense. Initiate first meetings, kisses, fucks. If you're wildly nervous, jump in and start swimming, you've fucked yourself this far, its going to take a while to unfuck yourself, don't despair, you'll be terrible to begin with, but like learning a new video game, you'll get better.

Meet girls online, day conversations, Do walks, treks in your town (where tourists go who would love to talk to a friendly local) you can just have a conversation to practice, then move on. Don't walk up thinking 'I have to fuck this girl.' READ HER; if she's smiley, talks in a high voice, they're go signals, get a coffee with her then and there, get ph number, text for another meet up.

Smile, be warm, play around, jokes.
Talk about anything; what you're into, (she'll interrupt with her thoughts) what's been going on, be cheerful, but not cloying or 'please like me.'

PRE-FUCK: Don't be too into her, let her be your accomplice in the stuff you do. text; 'hey I'm going for a drive to blah, 'I'm going to the gym or any activity. want to come / join in?

Don't worry about romance or feelings. After a while just start touching her. Keep it light, INCIDENTAL, throw a cushion at her, oh nice necklace, let me see, pick it up, get in close, neat bracelet too... how do you do your hair? play with it, do some palm reading. ...Hold her, massage her shoulders arms, touch her all over, comment, 'you have tapered fingers' 'you're gooey,' lie on her, play fight, kiss, take break, talk, start again, fuck, cum on her tits

Ignore any resistance in above by taking breaks, get up make a milkshake, start talking.. if she's hanging with you, she wants your DICK pounding her sweet peach, but doesn't want to feel easy. Keep pushing until you get an absolute definite no 'I want to go home now,' , but you'll probably get a fuck instead.