/lit/ - Literature

>>20952357
>modern times

>An original story of workplace confusion, redundancy, excessive emails, heavyhanded metaphors, redundancy, superfluous imagery, and even more redundancy.

>DRINKS?!?!?
>drinks after work today?
>let’s go down to that new restaurant on Chattanooga Street and grab a drink after work!
>Uh, it’s gonna be a long day. I need a drink! Haha
>dollar drinks tonight! Let’s go!
>craft brewed drinks? mixed drinks? drinks within drinks?!?!?
>DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS?!?!?!?!?

Fuck normalniggers and fuck their “drinks”. I’m so fucking tired of these genetic abominations only ever talking about their stupid fucking drinks, they have one goal in mind: get through the day so they can go and get their drinks. I wish alcohol was banned and if you saw anyone drinking and didn’t report them you were thrown in jail. Enough of this disgusting shit, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR “DRINKS”.

>>14257202
>Obviously neither the admin nor the jannies care about you. Maybe you should take note and leave.

>>14257194
Interesting observation. There is definitely a ton of newfags around here, it's clear from the mindset of so many of the posters that they've just arrived from reddit and similar places.

I see it everywhere now. Every time a coworker gets excited talking about some mundane thing. Every time someone talks about a new movie or game they want to purchase, or a new car they want to get, or some new electronic gadget. Every time someone speaks in corporate jargon at work, or gets upset at some flavor of the week political thing, or tries to feign outrage at something, I see the face. Every time they make some stupid comment about wanting to go get drinks after work, or try some new gay fucking restaurant that just opened up, or about needing more coffee, I see the face.

I see them as that face and ask myself "What the fuck are you so happy about?"

How can people be so fat, stupid, ugly, mediocre, and annoying, yet be so happy over completely trivial things? How in the fuck do they have ANY self esteem? Where does that excitement for life come from?

And more importantly, how can I stop seeing every normalnigger I work with as this face?