/lit/ - Literature

>>21803706
imagine thinking I would read your autistic screeching from getting dunked on so hard you shit yourself

>>21589685
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you wouldnt survive 2 days with the convenience provided to you by modern society. you are a naive retard with zero skills or knowledge about anything that actually matters or is important. eat your goyslop and consume next product and sfu you stupid worthless cunt

>>21517370
>mfw seeing all the 33 year old women who still have the personalities of 21 year old college girls
>mfw seeing girls i saw on there 5 years ago and they still have the same pictures
>mfw 5 fucking years and you can't find a man
>mfw 29 year old with crow's feet trying to look like she's "only" 25 still
>mfw 31 year old having a mental breakdown because she was already on the edge at 29 and everything just got worse since then
>mfw 33 year old with half a dozen modelling glamor shots of her staring out a window in black and white as an old lady with prominent nasolabial folds
>mfw "Looking for a reason to get off this app haha :)", Wants someday, Age: 34
>mfw "Just be normal!! Please!! Ugh!!", Wants someday, Age: 33
>mfw "Proud dog mom!", Wants someday, Age: 36
>mfw the looks of sadness and fear in their eyes
>mfw 33 years old and unmarried and all you can think of is to try to keep trying to look young and "fun", by having your friend photograph you across the table at a shitty restaurant holding a drink
>mfw 31 years old unmarried with pictures of your sister's kids and the most you can think to do to attract a man is "I love to be indoors as much as I like being outdoors ;)"
>mfw 32 years old at a career plateau and telling men with careers older than you and looking to marry that you want to "travel a lot!!!! let's get a frijito in every european capital!!" on his money with your "Senior Strategist at Media Company" ass
>mfw 33 year old former 21 year old college art hoe still trying to be the "bookworm" character type and the most you can think to say is "Don't hate me if... I love harry potter :P!!!"

>halfway to 300
>halfway to 300
>halfway to 300
>halfway to 300

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwucK5RrLV0

>ever trusting a woman
>ever loving a woman the way your heart really wants to love her
>not eternally suspecting and scrutinizing all women
>not resisting your dumb man instincts to think they're perfect sweet angels who would never debase themselves
>not forcing yourself to acknowledge the very high probability that your cute sweetie gf was the degraded slut fucktoy of multiple previous bfs/fwbs
>not vetting your women before committing

>female metaphysician

>>18798988
>has an entire folder full of memes to look for threads to post them all in
>calls someone else obsessed

>>18789952
HAHAAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAEYPPEEEEHSHAHHAHSHSHSHSHAHHAHAHAHA

>>18789797
>>18789799
>immediate response from seething trannies

>>18718819
>being this mad and butthurt about getting filtered

>>18635598
>black women
>green eyes and rosy cheeks

>intelligent and interesting woman

>>18177338
>the absolute state of modern /pol/cels

>>17581090
>fascinating woman.

>>17323397
>unironically muh dick posting
like pottery

>>16733402
https://twitter.com/joshbechill5/status/1325132277735542784

>>16317056
>women are indeed human

>>16176376
>Eisenbahnfahrt
>fahrt

>>16157771

>>15119906
>"When your mother saw what you looked like in her womb she should have aborted you the second she saw your deformed retard head"
I tweaked something in my neck laughing at this

>>15119923
If there's any measure of plausible deniability of the act on your part, you have a moral obligation to post a download link to the full pdf. If he's shared it with multiple other people and you can reasonably deny that you were the one who put it on the internet (if he ever finds out), you must do it. There's just too much funny bullshit in here.

>>14294515
Tell your mom she's fucking amazing

>that feeling when you look up all the people who were popular and endlessly happy in college
>all the sprightly young men and women who lived to socialize, party, and wear nice fashionable clothes
>it's only been 6 or 7 years
>they're all miserable 30ish pre-boomers
>some are still desperately clinging to their "I'll be 20 years old forever! I swear!! I'm still cool and hip!!!" self-conception
>pathetic hipster fags making social media posts to their apathetic families and college acquaintances who increasingly forget they are, announcing that they're going on a trip to Venice!!!! with my besties!!!! I'm 30 and still somehow not an adult!!!
>others have become complete automata, just functions of their jobs
>unmarried post-wall women
>balding childless men
>mfw all these formerly popular happy normies will continue to wither up and experience living death for decades to come
>mfw many of the post-wall women will not have children and are already being driven insane by this thought
>mfw their families are ashamed of them for being overly contented underachievers who peaked at 23
>mfw i was a schizophrenic autistic retard in college
>mfw i'm now happy and can talk to plato in my soul at will
>mfw my inner life will only get richer and richer as i acquire more knowledge
>mfw the wages of normiehood is watching netflix alone for decades
>mfw the normies reap what they have sown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtNGWKanbyg

>>13757773
I've written a play in literally one day on a ton of Vyvanse and I'm satisfied with it; and even the guys on 4chan who scathingly talk shit on everything liked it. If you take 8 years to write a fucking novel, just do something else lmao.

Nah, I'm just joking. Why don't you post some excerpt of your novel for us to see?

Dude, just fucking copy some other novels, like, take some random novels you like and just mix them up and create something new lmao.

>>13410111
>he wants to read Musil
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Get strapped in for a whole ton of boredom, fren. You'll have to read 2 thousand pages to get through The Man without Qualities and you'll have learned absolutely nothing by then.