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17/02/2012 – Working out at the Gym

I was working out the other day at the gym.. making all my muscles look all manly and flexing my butt.. this woman was eyeing me from across the room so I walked over to her..’ What’s up?’ she asked me.. ‘Why?’ I replied ‘ you got a fucking problem bitch?! Cuz if you do I bet I can beat the shit out of you! What are you doing working out in a gym anyway, you some kind of dyke?’ She just gave me a freaked out look and ran away.. but we all know what she was thinking.. ‘damn that guy sure knows how to run things, what a manly man’. Oh yeah, I also flexed my butt once more before she left.. she’ll be back.. no one can withstand the freddy butt flex.. not even an asshole dyke.