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>>2912456
>Literature (from Latin litterae (plural); letter) is the art of written work
Holy shit how long would it have taken to just google the fucking definition instead of blabbering like an shitposting idiot in a dead thread you fucking autist? Go die you cancer.

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French literature >> German literature
German philosophy > French philosophy.

Truth.

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>>>/sci/4944793

Could you bring it back home?

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The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of On Grammatology. He stormed out of the room crying those ironic post-modern crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Michel Foucault, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than an AIDS ridden sadomasochist interested in fisting. He wished so much that he had some kind of truth to hold on to, but he himself had written to disprove it!

The students applauded and all rolled into American universities that day and accepted Wittgenstein as the end of philosophy. An eagle named “Formal logic” flew into the room and perched atop the copy of "Principa Mathematica" and shed a tear on the hardcover. The last sentence of "Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus" was read several times, and Karl Popper himself showed up and demonstrated how dialectics is nothing but a means of justifying contradictions.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and his "books" were disregarded for all eternity.

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I got my degree in English.

There is nothing gayer. Nothing. Everything and everyone is gay according to some professor. One literature professor I had said, AND I QUOTE "The exists only one love in this world and that is the love between women. A man's love is a false love because he is the aggressor and no woman can be loved by a man when she is not equal to him. Two women are more fit to sexually satisfy each other than a man"

Hemingway is gay. Joyce is gay. Shakespeare is gay. The guy who writes Batman comics is gay. You are gay, you just don't want to admit it. Come on admit it.

Everything and everyone is gay.

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"Once upon a time, in the Land of the Wobbly Dum- Dum Tree,Ricky the Gobbly Pixie sat beneath the magic oak tree"
where is that from?

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>Gross! She's all naked and shit!

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>>2469514
>thinks quality = depth
This is why we can't have nice things.

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[spoiler]>>2328191
>no Lovecraft

This pic shows what every man should do to his disgusting penis. Society would improve.</spoiler>

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